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90 Would You Rather Questions for Kids · gamenightquestions.com
- Would you rather have a pet dragon or be a dragon?
- Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze confetti?
- Would you rather have spaghetti hair or broccoli fingers?
- Would you rather talk like a robot forever or hop like a bunny everywhere?
- Would you rather live in a treehouse or a castle made of candy?
- Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or ears like an elephant?
- Would you rather be as small as a mouse or as tall as a giraffe?
- Would you rather sleep upside down like a bat or stand up like a flamingo?
- Would you rather have a bouncy castle in your room or a slide instead of stairs?
- Would you rather laugh every time someone talks or cry every time you laugh?
- Would you rather wear a superhero cape to school every day or pajamas everywhere forever?
- Would you rather have rainbow skin or glow-in-the-dark hair?
- Would you rather ride a unicorn to school or drive a tiny race car?
- Would you rather your shoes squeak really loudly or your hat sing songs?
- Would you rather turn into a puppy every night or a kitten every weekend?
- Would you rather eat a crayon or drink toothpaste juice?
- Would you rather have a nose that honks or elbows that beep?
- Would you rather live where it snows marshmallows or rains lemonade?
- Would you rather be able to talk to bugs or command all pigeons?
- Would you rather have a robot best friend or a dinosaur bodyguard?
- Would you rather everything you touch turn to jelly or to bubble wrap?
- Would you rather have 100 tiny hamsters or one giant hamster you can ride?
- Would you rather only walk backwards or only skip everywhere?
- Would you rather your voice sound like a duck or like a very serious news reporter?
- Would you rather find a puddle that never splashes out or a puddle that’s secretly a portal?
- Would you rather swim like a dolphin or fly like an eagle?
- Would you rather have a pet penguin or a pet sloth?
- Would you rather bark like a dog when you’re excited or purr like a cat when you’re happy?
- Would you rather be a shark for a day or a lion for a week?
- Would you rather have butterfly wings or kangaroo legs?
- Would you rather speak whale or speak squirrel?
- Would you rather have a giraffe’s neck or an octopus’s arms?
- Would you rather ride an elephant to school or a camel to the store?
- Would you rather be the fastest cheetah or the strongest gorilla?
- Would you rather live in an ant colony (tiny you) or a beehive (with honey privileges)?
- Would you rather have a dog that does your homework or a cat that cooks dinner?
- Would you rather hibernate all winter like a bear or migrate every year like a bird?
- Would you rather glow like a firefly or change colors like a chameleon?
- Would you rather have a pocket-sized pony or a dog the size of a horse?
- Would you rather quack every time you’re surprised or howl at every full moon?
- Would you rather be best friends with a talking parrot or a very wise old turtle?
- Would you rather have sticky gecko hands or springy frog legs?
- Would you rather take a bath in a tub of puppies or nap in a pile of kittens?
- Would you rather race a rabbit or arm-wrestle a crab?
- Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a mermaid tail?
- Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or ice cream for every dessert forever?
- Would you rather drink ketchup or eat a mustard sandwich?
- Would you rather have a chocolate fountain in your kitchen or a popcorn machine in your room?
- Would you rather never eat vegetables again or never eat candy again?
- Would you rather eat a worm-flavored gummy or a gummy-flavored worm?
- Would you rather have pancakes as big as your bed or a cereal bowl as big as a pool?
- Would you rather everything taste like chicken or everything smell like cheese?
- Would you rather eat only red foods or only yellow foods for a month?
- Would you rather have unlimited french fries or unlimited chicken nuggets?
- Would you rather your school lunch always be your favorite meal or your dinner always be dessert?
- Would you rather eat soup with a fork or cereal with your hands?
- Would you rather have a birthday cake every single day or a piñata every weekend?
- Would you rather sneeze sprinkles or cry chocolate milk?
- Would you rather eat a pickle-flavored cupcake or a cupcake-flavored pickle?
- Would you rather grow a garden of gummy bears or a tree that grows tacos?
- Would you rather only drink from a baby bottle or only eat with a giant spoon?
- Would you rather have jelly in your shoes or peanut butter in your gloves?
- Would you rather eat breakfast for dinner every day or dinner for breakfast?
- Would you rather lick the bowl of brownie batter or get the first slice of cake?
- Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or on a boat made of watermelon?
- Would you rather have no homework ever or no bedtime ever?
- Would you rather be invisible during class or able to freeze time at recess?
- Would you rather your teacher be a robot or a talking dog?
- Would you rather have super speed or super strength?
- Would you rather read minds or walk through walls?
- Would you rather have a magic backpack that’s always packed or a pencil that never gets anything wrong?
- Would you rather school start at lunchtime or end right after lunch?
- Would you rather be the best drawer in school or the best at every sport?
- Would you rather ride a zipline to school or a hot air balloon home?
- Would you rather have x-ray vision or super hearing?
- Would you rather know every answer on every test or never have tests at all?
- Would you rather shoot spaghetti from your hands or shoot marshmallows from your elbows?
- Would you rather your desk be a trampoline or your chair be a swing?
- Would you rather have recess all day once a month or an extra 10 minutes every day?
- Would you rather be able to shrink to pocket size or grow to ceiling height whenever you want?
- Would you rather have a clone who goes to school for you or a robot who does your chores?
- Would you rather speak every language or talk to animals?
- Would you rather teleport to school or fly home?
- Would you rather be the class clown or the class genius?
- Would you rather have a snow day every Friday or summer break be one month longer?
- Would you rather your principal announce everything in song or your teacher rap the homework?
- Would you rather have a locker that leads to Narnia or a bus that drives underwater?
- Would you rather never lose another pencil or never forget another homework?
- Would you rather be super bendy like a gymnast or never trip and fall again?
- Would you rather control the weather at recess or pick the lunch menu every day?
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